Showing posts with label harold. Show all posts
Showing posts with label harold. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Prince Pink Heaven


by Harold!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Harold's Public Restroom Design



Harold thinks it would be nice to have tables for drawing and smoking.


"It would be heaven on earth... It would be the angels (who clean the bathroom)."

-Harold

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ghost Robot


Ghost Robot defends the air from aliens.

And Harold would also like to send a belated HoHoHo to Santa for coming with the toys Absolutely Free.
True love, Santa

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

House of Broken Hearts

Who lives there?
Grandma
Who does she live with?
By herself
Is her heart broken?
Yeah
Why?
Because of Jesus Christ when he was crucified. But it's not true- he didn't really go to heaven. They crucified him for NO reason. And I'm sick and tired of these people messing with other people. Maybe it's about time they learned to go to jail and get some help.
Do you still go to church?
No
When was the last time?
I'm not involved with that kind of stuff. I never was. I'm into real estate.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The White House Heaven Home


White House foundation excavation...
Harold as president-
What would you keep down there? Secrets?
No- people that have been kidnapped from other countries.
Is it right to keep them...?
Yeah, they need a place to stay.
I would run this country so smooth... I would help this country straighten out. I would do it for 8 years.
Would that be enough time to straighten it out?
Yeah, then I'd get a job in the kitchen.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Indians and Spirits



Harold states "Living at peace with nature, Um,in the harmony place,I like that.
That's beautiful."

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

When the Devil Snuck into Heaven's Laundromat

Who uses heaven's laundromat, Harold?
Angels up in heaven.
What kinds of clothes do they wear?
Closed gowns.
What do they wear while their gowns are being cleaned?
Underwear and t-shirts...all different colors. Stripes only.
Who's that one in the middle?
Luther - the devil.
How...?
He snuck in.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Hornblower


In a long drawn out tweet. Harold is saying "Hope you find something to make you happy this weekend."

Today's News




Today Harold would like to say "Exactly you got me, Little City is a good place. Little City is to me, myself a place where they would never do anything wrong.
Little City is one the few places, They will take me, go for a ride.
There are a lot of people who know nothing about us.
It's hard to find a place where they will treat us right.
Not push us around, stick us somewhere bad.

Friday, May 28, 2010

A Day at the Beach



A Day at the Beach. The rainbow glides in the air like the waves. Diving in with a pool board and a ball have a wonderful life. Yea you get sunburn It's no too late on a sunny day to put on cream.

Friday, May 21, 2010

I love you good Morning America World



Three Brothers witness the glory of the golden birth. May the glory of heavens peace hold you Mr. Good Shepard.

Friday, May 14, 2010

We Do- Others too




A mass of faces pressed against the cool glass. Stubby fingers draw lines in the fog like condensation of the window. Lines form grids and words slowly emerge.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

God Likes Soul Music



Years ago the Pharaohs made people slaves. They lied about the whole situation. They got away with stuff- mass destruction. God likes soul music better than gentleman music.
What's an example of gentleman music?
Bing Crosby and each one of them...

Monday, May 10, 2010

Chef and the Living Oven

Chef and the Living Oven
Harold is at it again:

Lunch time makes Harold's tummy rumble- and the rumbles bring thoughts of Chef.

Chef loves to cook all sorts of things. You never know whats going to end up in Chef's culinary partner in crime the Living Oven.

I can smell what Harold is cooking.




Wednesday, May 5, 2010

We Will Not Bother You

More neon in Heaven's Vegas (by Harold).
Luke says "What about 'Do Not Disturb?'"
"and girls wrestling - you know in Las Vegas - girls wrestle. Now what?"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Gambling for Souls

Another neon sign for Vegas in Heaven by Harold.
"Matthew wanted me out of the house so bad. He didn't like my parents either...he wanted his own devil world, went out on his own..."
"Hell's nothing but a fort in a tree house."

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Las Vegas in Heaven

Here is one of several ideas for neon signs in heaven/vegas by Harold. Other possibilities include:
"We will not bother you" and "God likes soul music".

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Beach Cleaning Robot

Beach cleaning robot on his morning break- dancing. He's happy he's making lots of money cleaning the beaches. He cleans the sea- all the dirt - all the pollution. He uses a type of soap - Clorox. And a vacuum. He has other robots help him.
-Harold

Harold also added that the yellow building to the right is a Hollywood script office... located in Palatine.

Friday, February 26, 2010

My Father on the Cross

My father on the cross...has wheels on his shoes...kinda looks like Homer Simpson.
-Harold